“ KL: Soybean! Wake up!
AF: Noooooo. I will have sex with you! Lots of sex!
KL: Haha, no you won’t!
AF: I’ll stab you and kill you and go back to bed!
AF: Noooooo. I will have sex with you! Lots of sex!
KL: Haha, no you won’t!
AF: I’ll stab you and kill you and go back to bed!
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AF, upon being woken up at 7:25 this morning (via thebestthingsinceslicedpizza)
I did NOT say this. He lies.
